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Church Announcements Bingo!
An entertaining game on the hackneyed jargon of church announcements “All our words from loose using have lost their edge.” – Ernest Hemingway
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The “Green” Gatsby
Spoiler Alert: If you have not read The Great Gatsby and would like to, I would strongly advise not reading any further. The Great Gatsby is considered to be the Great American Novel. Written during
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The Dreamkiller: A Poem
There is a monster I call the Dream Killer. He is a mechanical black top hat, with tentacles like an octopus. He appears in the dark with wedged bright glowing red eyes, he awaits
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Why Are Women Obsessed With Jane Austen?
“One half the world cannot understand the pleasures of the other.” – Jane Austen Let me begin by saying that this isn’t a self-elected position. I was asked by a gentleman about the obsession
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Quadriplegics Are Not What You Think
A few months after my accident I was given the present of an Apple iPad, a brilliant invention for those of us with kacky hands, since sliding fingers is enough to make it work.
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The Future of Easter: A Party Bigger Than New Year’s
You have been cordially invited to the 11th Annual Resurrection Party at the Philbin Ballroom on Broadway Park Avenue (Downtown). The Easter extravaganza commences at 7PM on Saturday, March 31st, 2029. Please dress formally (i.e. tuxedos,
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Mono y Mono: A Short Story on Loneliness and Hugs
In mid-2009, after a few days of being rather exhausted for no conceivable reason, I woke up to find that overnight, my neck had decided to resemble that of Tim Tebow’s. For anyone who
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Planning My Own Funeral
Being in ministry a short time now, I have attended quite a few funerals. As I type this, I have on my suit and tie and I am getting ready for another. Today’s eternity
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Will Heaven Have Tourism?
Vacation can be ugly. As a tour guide I have watched as euphoric grandparents instantly alter into geriatric anarchy. This mayhem emerges from “paradisiacal turbulence,” a disruption or problem in their impenetrable retreat. The
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Lazarus the Zombie
Lazarus, the disciple of Jesus, and the brother to Mary and Martha, was in fact the first to escape the grave and walk the earth (John 11:38-44, New Living Dead Translation). Upon his miraculous
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